I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”


One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.

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white people: this mint gum is spicy

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  • baby: m -m-m-
  • mom: meet me in the pit? mitachondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? makoto tachibana??? what?!?
  • baby: mom wtf
  • me: here is 300 gold give me your best magic staff
  • walmart cashier: sir for the last time


When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage